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1. I realised today that 5/6 of my rings are animal-related. Awesome.
2. Been making some excellent smoothies lately.
3. Sammy is tired.
4. So is Ferg.
5. Two of them are for me because I'm a piggie.
6. Practising my attractive face.
7. Practising our intelligent faces.
8. The case of the self-moving hair!
9. I look gooooood.
10. The Alannah Hill dress that will never be mine. Waaahh.

Hi! These are just some of my instragam photos from the last couple of weeks. I really haven't been doing that much besides getting intimate with my cats (see image four to clear up any confusion) and trying on dresses that I can't afford (see image ten to feel sorry for me). I realised today that I only have another three weeks left of holidays, and then uni starts again. Yay! But also boooo. "Yay" because I am kind of looking forward to having a routine and actually going somewhere everyday, and "boo" because I will be having a routine and going somewhere everyday. And also because I don't really like uni. But I am determined to make some new friends this year and uni seems like a pretty good place to do just that. So I guess the "yay" might outweigh the "boo". We'll see!

In other news, I went to a job trial today. It lasted all of half an hour. Blaahh. The manager told me to get there at 3pm, and I called during the week to confirm this, but when I got there she told me I was supposed to have been there at 12:30pm. Whaaaat. I had been thinking all week that 3pm was a weird starting time, because the markets close at 3pm, and even tried calling at different times during the day to double double check, but the manager's phone just went to voicemail. So when I got there she was all like "soz we're packing up now lol". The trial pretty much consisted of standing around talking about the job for half an hour, and then she told me I could go home. She told me she was sorry for the confusion, and that she would set up another trial for me in two weeks, as she will be away next week. Two weeks?! I am pretty annoyed about this. That's another two weeks without a job. It is quite poopy if you ask me.

Somebody hire me? I have excellent personal hygiene and know how 2 spel reel gud. I can tell you the storyline of every episode of The OC, and know all the words to Scary Spice's rap in Wannabe. I don't generally say things like, "I'm a real team player," or, "I like to go the extra mile," but I will fully commit to pretending that I'm a wanker who uses these phrases on a daily basis. Sometimes I might even "touch base" with you as well. Blaahhh.

Hopefully the next time we speak I will be employed! Toodle-oo.