Sunday, February 5, 2012

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1. I realised today that 5/6 of my rings are animal-related. Awesome.
2. Been making some excellent smoothies lately.
3. Sammy is tired.
4. So is Ferg.
5. Two of them are for me because I'm a piggie.
6. Practising my attractive face.
7. Practising our intelligent faces.
8. The case of the self-moving hair!
9. I look gooooood.
10. The Alannah Hill dress that will never be mine. Waaahh.

Hi! These are just some of my instragam photos from the last couple of weeks. I really haven't been doing that much besides getting intimate with my cats (see image four to clear up any confusion) and trying on dresses that I can't afford (see image ten to feel sorry for me). I realised today that I only have another three weeks left of holidays, and then uni starts again. Yay! But also boooo. "Yay" because I am kind of looking forward to having a routine and actually going somewhere everyday, and "boo" because I will be having a routine and going somewhere everyday. And also because I don't really like uni. But I am determined to make some new friends this year and uni seems like a pretty good place to do just that. So I guess the "yay" might outweigh the "boo". We'll see!

In other news, I went to a job trial today. It lasted all of half an hour. Blaahh. The manager told me to get there at 3pm, and I called during the week to confirm this, but when I got there she told me I was supposed to have been there at 12:30pm. Whaaaat. I had been thinking all week that 3pm was a weird starting time, because the markets close at 3pm, and even tried calling at different times during the day to double double check, but the manager's phone just went to voicemail. So when I got there she was all like "soz we're packing up now lol". The trial pretty much consisted of standing around talking about the job for half an hour, and then she told me I could go home. She told me she was sorry for the confusion, and that she would set up another trial for me in two weeks, as she will be away next week. Two weeks?! I am pretty annoyed about this. That's another two weeks without a job. It is quite poopy if you ask me.

Somebody hire me? I have excellent personal hygiene and know how 2 spel reel gud. I can tell you the storyline of every episode of The OC, and know all the words to Scary Spice's rap in Wannabe. I don't generally say things like, "I'm a real team player," or, "I like to go the extra mile," but I will fully commit to pretending that I'm a wanker who uses these phrases on a daily basis. Sometimes I might even "touch base" with you as well. Blaahhh.

Hopefully the next time we speak I will be employed! Toodle-oo.

46 comments:

  1. Bad news about the trial, but everything happens for a reason. So you are going to find a bigger and better job than that one real soon. From your artistic friend Luan X

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  2. Love these photos, and the dress in the last photo is so beautiful.x

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  3. hey girl long time no see right?
    i know what you mean about the job trial, same thing has happened to me as well and it pissed me off. i don't know why this people should be considered professionals when they act that irresponsible.
    http://lureofthedarkside.blogspot.com
    love Marianne

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    1. Haha I don't mean to whinge about it but it's just frustrating when I've been thinking about this trial all week only to be disappointed! Oh well.

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  4. Hello!!!
    Are you really from Australia? I loooove this country! I reaaly want to go as soon as possible! Im following you right now, and I keep visiting your blog!

    http://sexdrugsndrockndroll.blogspot.com/

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    1. Haha I sure am. Hope you get to visit Australia one day :)

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  5. lovely photos! just happened to stumble across your blog and its so gorgeous! all of your blog posts are amazing xx

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    1. Thank you! That's very nice of you :)

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  6. I love those photos, they're so cute!

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  7. Ugh lame. I would be so pissed off if that happened to me. Also your boyfriend has glorious hair. I'm quite jealous.

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  8. I just discovered your blog and LOVE your style of writing! it's just brilliant :P and I hope everything works out just fine with your job. oh, and good luck with the uni too!

    Maiken/
    Maikeni blogi - part of me

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  9. Hmm! I dont think Im following you on IG!! How is this possible haha!? I love your photos hun!

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  10. Nawwww your kitties are so cuuuute!

    That sucks about the job trial, hope you get something soon sweets! xx

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  11. i cannot find a single fault with this post! i have chosen and posted it as my 'post of the day' on my blog fb page. i wish you lived close to me... i would hire you and we could hang out and fold sweaters {i work clothing retail} and you could entertain me with random song lyrics.

    chrissy
    http://www.facebook.com/pages/My-Dear-Watson/304373302934839

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    1. Thank you! That's so nice of you :)

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  12. That sucks, but hopefully the next trial will be awesome and you'll get a job. That dress is really amazing, it makes me sad you don't own it too. And your little friends are so super cute! I miss having a cat around all the time.

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    1. Meow meow meow. Cat friends are the best kind of friends :)

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  13. Great shots, god I wish I had instagram, your cats are so gorgeous!!
    That sucks about the job trial - sounds like she'd be crap to work for anyway... I'd hire you in a heartbeat if you were here xo

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    1. Haha looks like I'll be moving to New Zealand then!

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  14. lol So silly! You'll find an awesome job, I'm sure of it! Love the look of the pics, too. Very cute.


    -j.

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  15. Man thats shite about the job trial - you dont want to work for someone who cant tell the time anyway! I bet you'll find something soon :) x

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  16. I love the pictures :) Good luck with your job hunt, the perfect job will come along!
    Have a good day xxx

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  17. If I could I would hire you, I bet you would be a great employee! We would talk about The OC all day long ahah.

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  18. Love this post - your writing has such personality & is downright hilarious. I love it :) Also adore these cute instagram photos! The only thing I don't like about my blackberry is lack of instagram fun...

    <3 Shawna
    http://serpentinestreets.blogspot.com

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  19. all of these images are great! just adore instagram. hope you find that perfect job too. trust me, we are all looking. it's hard out there!
    xo TJ

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  20. You really had me LOL'ing more in this post than any other! I truly love your sense of humor and shenanigans to match. ♥
    And yay, I'm already keeping up with you on instagram so I feel so "in the know" right now.

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  21. Hey love, thank you for the comment.
    You're not creepy, you're kind.
    You just made my day xox

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    1. Haha I'm glad you didn't find it too weird :)

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  22. Fingers crossed - you'll get a job asap!

    I'm beyond obsessed with Instagram too! Love your photos!

    Have a great day,
    Maria
    xx
    CrashingRED

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  23. Your boyfriend is listening to "I whip my hair back forth" in photo #8 isn't he?

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  24. cute!!!

    http://glamourgirl-bg.blogspot.com/

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  25. Yes KITTY LOVE :) And I hear you on the job front girl.. I'm trying to get a part time job on the side and I can't find anything!

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  26. you are hilarious..i love your resume (i'd hire you in an instant). i love your ring collection and your cat's big furry paws! so sweet!

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  27. So pretty! Amazing photos!

    PS. We've a DORIS giveaway on our blog, check it out if you'd like! :)

    ox from NYC,
    -davie+erica

    LPFashionPhilosophy

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  28. Eeeek adorable photos! I looove your rings, they are all too cute, especially the bunny! And you look so beautiful in that AH dress! Hopefully it will go on super sale or end up on ebay or Clear It Online for cheap :)
    SO disappointed for you about the job trial, gah! Definitely the definition of poopy :( I hope you find something awesome soon or become Usher haha :p xxxxx

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  29. i wish i had an iphone!!

    I have a cat exactly like your ginger one <3 your cats a very cute and im a mega cat lover!

    www.myladyboudoir.blogspot.com

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  30. If you get hired because of the last description of yourself, please notify me so I can come work there too. I really really really really wanna zigga zigg-aaaah. :-D Love the kitteh!

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  31. OH and (goddamnit so scatterbrained!) I got my shapewear! Did you?

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