I went to Currumbin Sanctuary on the Gold Coast today and made some kangaroo and koala friends. I did not make friends with any emus, and you will see the reason for this in a minute. I have been meaning to go there for aaaaaages, we used to go all the time when I was a little kid. I have fond memories of my sandwiches being stolen by various animals. It has dawned on me now that Currumbin Sanctuary would have made an awesome background for outfit photos, but alas, I found the 35° heat to be unbearable and all I could manage was jeans and a shirt. Does anybody else hate hot weather? I sure diddly do.
But anyway, here is the reason I did not forge a friendship with this emu. It tried to shit on me and I ran away.
I will leave you with that incredibly moving and thought-provoking image. Farewell!