Farewell, silly mole on my silly fase! I'm going to be walking around with a pirate scar next to my eye for a while. I will have to change every adjective I use to "swashbuckling" and continuously yell "YARRRR" at people during polite conversation. This also seems like an excellent reason to buy a parrot.
(PS - when I was little, the kids at school used to call me a "freckle fart from Kmart". I'm not sure what a freckle fart is, but I have never seen one for sale at Kmart. Can somebody please direct me to the freckle fart aisle? Thanks.)
(pps - now that I think about it, I'm actually really freaking out about this. eeeeep.)